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About me? Thinking about it, describing yourself is such a difficult task and I am puzzled how some guys out there do it so seamlessly. I am what you can call a “Yours Ordinary Programmer” and come from an already overwhelming group of people calling themselves the “IT Guys". So here goes my space mostly with things I don't know why I wrote in the first place. For those who feel it is non-sense thanks for your patience and for those who feel its quite good thanks for sticking your neck out  "Be the change you want to see" Cya, Sri

Monday, 31 January 2011

My world, My thoughts

I am a self confessed Bibliophilic. I read anything that comes my way from the usual stuffs (read novels, stories, sports literature) to the unusual (read cook books, philosophy, poetry) and is one of those things that makes me feel good all the time. I am happy to have taken refuge in the imaginary world emanating from the realms of those few pages in good or bad times, in exciting or depressing moods. May be the content of a book makes a difference but I am sure even the worst of books could still manage to trigger some food for thought.

It’s the age of the IPADs and kindles and I was just thinking about the relevance of those wonderfully bound, golden coloured pages. Kindle’s good but haven’t brought myself to part with my hard bound beauties yet. When you have a book in hand it’s an experience, it’s as if one shares all his intimate feelings with it, the creases at the ends (though I am quite careful most of the time) and the book expanding at the centre of the page and some words/sentences catching your eye and your hands automatically flipping through it time and again. Its like same two books can never be the same. That’s why I loved the idea of Tom Riddle’s diary in Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets.
                                                       
I think I have got this habit from my dad, a voracious reader with philosophy, religion and Tamil Literature his forte. I have kind of picked up from him and the habit’s not going to die for a long time to come. We have this huge book shelf at home stacked with all kinds of books, my younger sister’s books on medicine with bare bones/muscles as the cover page (doesn't make good viewing though) and my elder sis’s books on Maths and Physics and mine with Computers and novels. It’s such a lovely sight, one of the best things I like about my room.

My first book was the “Wren and Martin” high school English grammar my dad got me when I was in 2nd Standard. I can still remember the book bound in a black cardboard with a red ribbon around it. It was a gift for coming 2nd in the class. I remember enthusiastically scanning to search the meaning of “noun”, “adjective”, “pronoun” then, not that much hasn’t changed of late, I still look at it for those confusing jargons now J

Just recollecting the books brings back so many memories as if time travel were to be true. Standing next to Gandhi when he tells his dad the truth in “My Experiments with Truth”, sitting next to a dejected Kalam when his first project was a failure in “Wings of Fire”, listening to Atticus Finch when he explains his daughter about civil rights in “To Kill a Mocking Bird”,  running with Forrest Gump when he tries to reach out for his long lost friend in “Forrest Gump”, flying with Harry, Ron and Hermione on their quest for the Horcruxes in “The Harry Potter Series”, Fighting the oaks alongside Frodo in “Lord of the Rings”, Nodding in appreciation when Howard Roark gives his defence in court in “The FountainHead” and so many more.

But what gives me so much joy in a book, is it the content or is it the pictures ? Or is it about the philosophy or is it about the use of language. I think it’s because it helps me build my own world, a self-made world with all my imagination and creativity, a world that none can ever take it away from me, now or ever.

Thanks for the that first “red book” from my dad ages ago, I have just built a beautiful world from it.

Thursday, 20 January 2011

The nemesis close by


Whose our enemy ? For most it's the world but I don't think that way. I don't find any fault with anything around me, for me I am my own nemesis :) A simple philosophy helps to take everything around lightly and trust me it works !

I wonder about things I don't want to think but then can't stop thinking. College days when I didn't have a care in the world, may be when I was at home during vacations not bothering about work, or may be a few funny days with some close pals.

These things remain for good or for the worse and along they bring a cycle of thoughts, a  plethora of emotions and ends in a state where you don't know if you are happy or sad...

You bring me my memories,
My memories brings me my smiles,
My smile brings me my world,
My world brings me my hope,
My hope brings me my goals,
My goals brings me my strength,
My strength brings me my success,
My success brings me my life,
My life brings me my love,
My love brings me my joy,
My joy brings me my everything,
My everything brings me my time,
My time brings me my choice,
My choices brings me my pain,
My pain brings me my memories,
My memories bring me you again.

The untouchable curse...


Life is a living hell, death a distant dream and to smile a sin.. Hippocratic world.

Deprived of the right to choice, feelings stamped deep under the earth and life a colourless rainbow. Emotions lost just like a bird forgetting to fly. World seems cruel, only tears for company. The gift of life that was meant to shine sinks beneath the ocean of superstition, callousness and blind beliefs.

But there is hope, I always think there is hope. A young and resurgent generation awakens which:
Doesn't care about caste but people,
Doesn't think about the wrongs but the right's,
A mind that doesn't do what the world says but makes the world do what it thinks.

A generation waiting to bring message of free thinking and equality to one and all !

Saturday, 1 January 2011

A wish for 2011

Something random I wrote to welcome the new year...

A new year and a new day,
A new start and a new wish,
A new dream to conquer older ones,
A new hope to reignite fading ones,
A new light to brighten the impending darkness,
A new voice to dispel the hatred amongst,
A new thought to enlighten the soul within,
A new smile to spread the gift of life,
A new prayer for me and for all,
For an year of success and infinite joy !!!

Thursday, 30 December 2010

I got to do what I don't do now

Sometimes I think I shouldn't say this, or shouldn't say that. Not that what I am saying is wrong but just that for some unforeseen reason I always seem to sound quite insistent (at least to me). For some time now I have wondered whether to spit out my opinion or not and to my dismay this question seem to be occurring quite frequently now a days.

The free tips, consultations have started to slow down now and I hope to bring it to a prematurely end in the new year :) I believe "That which is free is never appreciated", so I guess the "not to anybody's use" e-mails, the "have you booked this" smses and "why don't you have a look at this" calls will stop from hereon in.

"The only constant thing is change", do I believe in this ?? Now more than ever.

Thursday, 23 December 2010

On an Icy Road and In Retro mode...

Its snowed again in the UK, this time far worse than last year. It's called the "Big Freeze" and with it comes the usual Motorway congestions, train cancellations, airports at a stand still. In spite of all this here I went to London (again) this weekend.

I usually like to travel late in the night guess I am more comfortable with the dark. So I had this wonderful Indian dinner with lots of chicken curry and ready to hit the road once again. Took me around 20 minutes to clear the snow atop my car and after that I was on another nocturnal safari. Roads were Icy, not much traffic and my eternal companion to give me company (read my IPOD).

What is it about old songs, probably our facination with the past and our disturbances with memories, not clear what but there is some invisible magic in there somewhere. Something like a Gateway to your past where all thoughts just coming gushing in the mind, whether you like it or not and to add to the fun suddenly the mood to appreciate the beautiful lyrics, the artistic poetry etc etc.

As soon as I switched the Retro playlist on the IPOD it was a state of trance. I don't know much about music but whatever takes your mind off your world should be "pure" in some way or the other:) So when SPB sings "Nilaave Vaa", "Mandram Vanda" you almost want to fall in love and Kishore's "Woh Shaam Kuch Ajeeb Thi" such simple music yet makes you go crazy and then "Yeh Raatein, Yeh Mausam" so soothing and mesmerising.

A hundred miles seem like just a few,
Time stands still and frozen,
A magical pleasure and a state of ecstasy,
Music: A Gift, A miracle of unknown powers !!

Thursday, 16 December 2010

Happy Carrotian !

It's a big post, be patient and try to read the whole thing, the most important part is at the end...

So in this dream....
I was "Yours Ordinary programmer" and I joined one of the IT company in Bangalore. Funnily the name of the company was Carrot. Not sure why carrot appeared in my dream, probably something to do with my mom who used to give me a glass of carrot juice everyday I went to office.

So here I was a happy Carrotian (that's what people working were called), fresh from college, wanting to achieve something and take myself somewhere..without knowing where that somewhere is anyway :)

Carrot seemed to be good, I liked working there, the people the place everything. Then Mr Murphy striked again !! Something had to go wrong you see. The people who matter started to make policy which was both funny and didn't quite make sense to most of us POWs. Don't get it wrong I didn't mean Prisoner of War but People who Only Work !

So here was this aged gentlemen coming once in three or six months telling the POWs how Carrot need to grow more and if it does in a couple of months they will buy BeetRoot as well etc etc. It happened for a long long time and then my creative streak got over and I came up with a list of policy that could make Carrot better for both Carrot and the POWs. So here is what I wrote..funnily I remembered everything I wrote in my dream...

Hi fellow Carrotians.....

As part of the companyz vision to "GROW" and "GROW FURTHER" the following policies would do good to both the company as well as the employees to enable Carrot to reach milestones in the field of "SOFTWARE SOLUTION" and "TO CREATE EMPLOYEE DISSATISFACTION TO THE FULLEST".

POLICY 1:PAY - N - PARK

As part of Carrot's vision (which is to grow and grow older) it is hereby informed to the employees that parking facility will no longer be free in the company campus. The new parking fees will be collected from everybody except people with GRADE 4 and above (technically they should have money i guess). The parking fees are as given below:
Two Wheelers : 3.75ps/-
Four Wheelers: Rs 5. 50 Ps/-
A monthly parking pass can also be availed from the front office. The cost details are as given below
Two Wheelers : Rs 59/- ( U can save some money by availing this )
Four Wheelers: Rs 100/-

Non-Carrotians can also park their vehicles inside the premises but they will have a different fee structure as below:
Two Wheelers : Rs 10/- Per Hour
Four Wheelers: Rs 20/- Per Hour.
These coupons will be delivered to the NON-Carrotians by the employees who are in free pool (those who are not yet allotted a project) so as to utilise them also in this noble cause..

POLICY 2:REUSE OF COFFEE CUPS

After detailed analysis of the usage of coffee cups, it is come to the notice of the senior management that much of the cups used either leaks or wasted. So it is has been decided that a plastic cup will be given to every employee and he/she can drink coffee/tea/badam milk only on their respective cups and therefore helping in cost-cutting. Sharing or exchanging of cofee cups is strictly against the company policies and necessary disciplinary action will be taken ( Like, making the culprit drink the cofee from the wending machine).

POLICY 3:USE OF INTERNET KIOSK

The internet usage policy will further be strengthened to make it more useless for the employees . So a marginal fees of Rs 25 per hour will be collected from those who will use the internet kiosk so as to reduce the risk of the employees watching unauthorized websites.

POLICY 4: LUNCH HOURS FIXED FROM 1-2PM

It is hereby informed to the employees that lunch hours will be fixed from 1 to 2 pm and during this time all the power system to the workstations will be switched off. This is to reduce unwanted system usage at non-working hours. In case of emergency this policy can be relieved with the approval of your respective project manager.

POLICY 5: REMOVAL OF DAILY SNACKS

The snacks given on a daily basis will now be made monthly. This is to facilitate cleanliness in the cubicles and also as a gesture from our part on the health of our employee.

POLICY 6: LIFT USAGE

It is hereby informed that employees often misuse the lift by simply using it for getting to one floor above or below. Therefore lift access is now open to only those people who follow in the following criteria:

1. Grade 4 and above. (Without going into finer details they are people with a little bit more money)
2. People whose weight is above 75kg and below 35kg.

POLICY 7 : ROTATION POLICY

Not a major change has bought to this policy, just a slight modification.. "ROTATION POLICY" will now be called as "ROTATING POLICY" , from the recent happenings it is very clear that it is the policy which is rotating and not the people.

Most of my friends..oops sorry colleagues liked it and I was happy seeing how stupid my creativity was..So after a couple of days I got the same mail to my inbox..everything was right except the fact that...

someone else was credited with writing it...Then suddenly I woke up from my sleep and only did I realise...

It wasn't a dream :))